OH MY GOD I was showing a friend part of Cascade and was trying to give her a simple explanation of Homestuck and just now I was browsing my dash and saw a post where someone on Goggles blacked out John on the pose silhouettes below the HS panels and started laughing and she said “Wait did someone else die?”
AND I LOST IT AND SNORTED SO HARD IT HURT
okay so i’ve done a bit more detective work
read all these screenshots closely.
see anything weird?
dave’s story isn’t fitting together the way it should
while talking to kanaya he asks if she remembers how she got to the land of frost and frogs
nobody told dave she was on lofaf
dave said he got this information from karkat, but karkat didnt even know what planet he was on
next, conversation with karkat
karkat even says he doesn’t have any idea what the planet acronyms are
dave then asks how long he and kanaya have been on lofaf
karkat asks how he knows that they are together
dave again says he receives information from the other, which is now kanaya in this case
neither troll gave dave any of this information.
he knew this all somehow.
dave is a time player
lord english is the lord of time
dave is the knight of time
if you know anything about feudalism, a middle age concept, you will know that knights are right beneath lords in the chain.
i hate to say this but it damn sure seems like it
there’s a large chance that dave, the knight, is serving lord english, the lord.
i really hope not.
thank god i noticed this too but i dunno if i would go so far as the bottom statement
its very possible if you think about how hussie has assigned these roles and you think about what seems coincidental but honestly
the handmaid is the post scratch version of damara, who said she would be willing to serve lord english. the handmaid HERSELF served lord english, and then recruited the condesce to serve him as a replacement for herself. damara is witch of time. also, as described on the wiki, she and meenah are “archrivals”. we all know meenah is the pre-scratch condesce and meenah is the thief of life. when you put their titles together you get witch of life and thief of time (but we dont have a thief of time)
feferi is the with of life and her skirt contains the colours belonging to jade and jane, who are both, not so coincidentally, under mind control, jade being grimbark and jane being controlled by the condesce.
jade’s a witch of space and jane’s a maid of life. i don’t think this is coincidental at all.
aradia is maid of time. their god tier roles are all similar if you’re really paying attention and thinking about this.
terezi once called aradia “an adorable handmaid to the master of death”, also known as lord english.
i’ve already given my thoughts on dave, though i hope they’re not true.
it just all seems to fit together who the bad guys are/seem to be.
- witch of time
- witch of space
- maid of life
- maid of time
- thief of life
- lord of time
- possibly knight of time???
sorry perhaps this is my lack of sleep and my paranoia but i think this shit is possible
Hey friends, I’m moving out of the dorms and back to my sister’s place today and for all of my older watchers you know what that means. I won’t be able to use Tumblr or Skype while I am there, so I will be basically inactive for a period of time. Hopefully not long! I am probably accepting the sublease for this one apartment in particular and if I do I can move in sometime this following week. If I go there though I’m not sure if they have internet, so I might spend my days back on campus using it in the library haha. If you need anything you can still send me an ask or w/e but my reply will be a bit slower than usual. Technically I can check Tumblr but I can’t scroll and such because it uses too much of the memory on my sister’s internet stick thing. Same with Youtube videos.
The one exception to this is if that one spot of unprotected wifi is still around from one of the neighbors like it was last time I went home. In that case I will be on as usual!
Anyways though I’ll make another post like this before I leave. I gotta pack and stuff so I probably won’t be on much.
If you don’t think Corgis are one of the most adorable things on the planet you’re wrong
I want my little Coke phone bean bag chair to get here already hrrr
I’m tired of seeing debate on this. Prostitutes and sex workers of other kinds sell a service. If you purchase that service, you are a customer. If you, without consent, abuse their rights as a human, that is not tantamount to theft. It’s a human rights abuse. If you punch a boxer, you aren’t stealing their time as a professional to see their reaction. You are assaulting them, and the law will recognize this and punish you accordingly. Rape of prostitutes, however, is a much more serious and common abuse, and it is significantly less punished by law enforcement and societally regarded as a non-issue. I’m a martial artist. Compared to the average person, I am much more mentally prepared for the possibility of a physical attack. It is the milieu I immerse myself in. That doesn’t mean I want to be attacked, or that it would be ok to attack me, and no one would ever make that logical leap. Prostitutes, while also more mentally prepared for the very real possibility they may be raped, are no more deserving of rape than I am of being assaulted. A non-consensual assault against a person, regardless of profession or mental preparation for attack, is clearly still a human rights abuse and the equivalent of assault, not theft. Stop debating this shit.
You. I like you.